|Opened||8 December 2019|
|Number of tracks||2|
|Track gauge||886.3 mm (2 ft 10 7⁄8 in) Advtrains gauge|
|Operating speed||72 km/h|
The Noob Express, also known as , is a service of the Express Lines network from Trisiston to Personhood via South Forest. It is named such because it travels through all the noob towns of LinuxWorks.
The maximal speed of the shuttle is of 20 speed units (36 km/h) between stations. The line is signalled with wallmounted signals and Ks signals.
At stations (in either direction), the train interval is 4 to 15 minutes.
The rolling stock is constituted of three-car E231 trains with either green or orange markings.